Monday, 23 February 2009

My friend the Slumdog!!

I myself have personally known the Slumdog of Surbiton for many, many, many years and this poor unfortunate soul has been striving for a better life in all that time. He has many flaws in his character, but he at least strives to 'be the best' as they say!!

I will definately be donating some socks that I have, that I bought off John the Foot and some old, filthy gutter sludged thong, found in David's room at The Hinchley!!

Along with that he has my deepest sympathies as even though he thinks that he can make it, I believe that there are too many obstacles in life for him to overcome.

Please, please, please dig deep into your pockets and find some rifle range for this poor deluded indivdual, who many believe cursed, to make a better life for himself.

Where do I send my donations and I may have some spare coppers for the fund!

Regards,

Brammy Boy

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